The Escape Diaries Juliet Rosetti
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The Escape Diaries Juliet Rosetti: Flaming Yams and Other Disasters
The Escape Diaries Juliet Rosetti: Flaming Yams and Other Disasters: Juliet Rosetti's post for Romance at Random, November 13, 2012 You torch one kitchen and they never let you forget. ...
Flaming Yams and Other Disasters
Juliet Rosetti's post
for Romance at Random, November 13, 2012
You
torch one kitchen and they never let you forget. It was the Thanksgiving I made the yam
casserole. The mini-marshmallow topping turned out blobby and pale, bearing no
resemblance to the photo in the cookbook. A couple of minutes under the broiler
ought to brown it up, I decided, popping the casserole back in and wandering
off in search of chardonnay. You already
know what’s going to happen, right? The marshmallows caught on fire! Black
smoke roiled out of the oven, the smoke alarm shrieked like a bansee with PMS,
and the dogs went berserk. Snatching the flaming dish out of the oven, I rushed
it to the sink, managing to set the curtains on fire. A flung tub of dishwater
doused the flames, but the curtains were left in sodden tatters, the yams
resembled charcoal briquettes, and a S'mores-smelling fog hung over our
Thanksgiving dinner. My family loves retelling this story, which gets more
exaggerated each year. Nobody recalls the holidays when the turkey was perfect
and the stuffing was ready for its closeup on the Food Network. It's the incinerated turducken and the popping
champagne cork that takes out the chandelier we remember.
Maybe that's why I love Janet Evanovich's
writing. Her Stephanie Plum is the
fictional counterpart of flaming yam casserole. Stephany pigs out on doughnuts,
tackles naked bail jumpers, and can't decide whether she’s in love or lust with
the hunks in her life. She's so imperfect she's perfect, and I can never wait
to crack open a new book to discover what kind of havoc Stephany and her
sidekick Lulu will wreak on Trenton.
When I started writing my own book—The Escape Diaries, a
Loveswept December release—I knew my heroine, Mazie Maguire, was going to be a
woman whose eye mascara is always smeared, who hems her pants with duct tape,
and who refuses to follow life's instruction manual. Convicted of murdering her cheating husband
and sentenced to life in prison, Mazie escapes and sets out to find who framed
her. No money, no car, no food, and every gun-toting lunatic in the state is
out to nab her. It turns out that Mazie's flaws—her knack for flirting,
finagling, and telling pants-on-fire whoppers—are what helps her stay one step
ahead of her pursuers. Since I believe in gender equity, I gave my hero, Ben Labeck, his own share of faults.
An ex- hockey player with the flattened nose to prove it, Labeck has a flair for breaking rules, a habit of disregarding
authority, and a streak of
overprotectiveness that borders on chauvinism. Do Mazie and Labeck hate each
other on first sight? Need you ask? This
is a romance, after all. Do they
encounter danger and disaster and revenge-obsessed mothers-in-law as they reluctantly
team up? You bet your lucky charm bracelet! The path to true love never did run
smooth, but boy, does it run hot! Fighting
their mutual attraction all the way, Mazie and Labeck discover that they're the
baking soda and vinegar of sexual chemistry.
Which brings us back to food again. Did
your biscuits ever turn out like hockey pucks? Has your meringue ever exploded?
Do you have a story about a holiday disaster—culinary or romantic— that you're
willing to share? I'd love to hear from
you. Because I hate thinking I'm the only kitchen klutz who ever donned an
asbestos apron.
Juliet's Disconnect the
Smoke Alarm Yam and Mini-Marshamallow Casserole
1 can (40 ounces) sweet potatoes or yams
¾ cup brown sugar
1 tsp. cinnamon
½ tsp. salt
¼ cup melted butter
1 egg
1/2 package of mini marshamallows
Mash the yams with a
pastry blender in a large bowl. Add the other ingredients and stir until
smooth. Place the ingredients in a 9x13
glass cake pan. Bake at 350 degrees for thirty minutes, then remove and top
with a layer of marshmallows. Return to the oven and bake until the
marshmallows are nicely browned--about 10 minutes. Do not place under broiler.
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